
An
elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married and settled
down in their old neighborhood . They we're celebrating their 50th
wedding anniversary and decided to walk down the street to their
old school. There, they hold hands as they find the old desk they
'd shared and where he had carved "I love you, Sally."
On their
way back home, a bag of money falls out of an armored car and lands
practically at their feet. Sally quickly picks it up and decides
to take it home until they decide what to do with it. There, she
counts the money, and it's fifty thousand dollars.
The
husband says, "We've got to give it back."
She
says, "finders keepers" and puts the money back in the
bag and hides it up in their attic.
The
next day, two FBI men are going door-to-door in the neighborhood
looking for the money and show up at their home. They say, "Pardon
me, but did either of you find or know about some money that fell
out of an armored car yesterday?"
She
says, "No."
The
husband quickly interjects, "She's lying!! She hid it up in
the attic."
She
says, "Don't believe him, he's getting senile."
However,
the agents sit the man down and begin to question him. "Sir,
please tell us the story from the beginning."
The
old man says, "Well, when Sally and I were walking home from
school yesterday..."
The
FBI agents immediately look at each other and say, "Let's get
out of here!!"
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