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The
Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walks into a room to meet
with his accountant. The Godfather asks the accountant, "Where's
the three million bucks you embezzled from me?" The accountant
doesn't answer. The Godfather asks again, "Where's the three
million bucks you embezzled from me?"
The
attorney interrupts, "Sir, the man is a deaf-mute and cannot
understand you, but I can interpret for you."
The
Godfather says, "Well, ask him where the @#!* money is."
The attorney, using sign language, asks the accountant where the
three million dollars is. The accountant signs back, "I don't
know what you're talking about." The attorney interprets to
the Godfather, "He doesn't know what you're talking about."
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the temple of the accountant,
cocks the trigger and says, "Ask him again where the @#!* money
is!"
The
attorney signs to the accountant, "He wants to know where it
is!" The
accountant signs back, "Okay! Okay! The money's hidden in a
suitcase
behind the shed in my backyard!" The Godfather says, "Well,
what did he
say?" The attorney interprets to the Godfather, "He says
that you don't
have the guts to pull the trigger." |
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