
A
man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw a man eating
grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got
out to investigate.
"Why
are you eating grass?" he asked the man.
"I
don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.
"Oh,
please come to my house!"
"But
sir, I have a wife and four children..."
"Bring
them along!" the rich man said.
They
all climbed into the limo. Once underway, the poor fellow said,
"Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us in."
The
rich man replied, "No, you don't understand. The grass at my
house is over three feet tall!" |