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Scene:
A court room in Oklahoma where a person is on trial for murder.
There is strong evidence indicating guilt; however, there is no
corpse.
In the defense's closing statement the lawyer,
knowing that his client is guilty and that it looks like he'll probably
be convicted,
resorts to a clever trick. "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
I have a surprise for you all," the lawyer says as he looks
at his watch.
"Within 1 minute, the person presumed dead in this case will
walk into this court room," he says and he looks toward the
courtroom door.
The
jury, somewhat stunned, all look on eagerly. A minute passes. Nothing
happens.
Finally the lawyer says: 'Actually, I made up the previous statement.
But you all looked on with anticipation. I, therefore, put it to
you that there is reasonable doubt in this case as to whether anyone
was killed and insist that you return a verdict of not guilty."
The
jury, clearly confused, retires to deliberate.
A very few minutes later, the jury returns and a representative
pronounces a verdict of guilty. "But how?" inquires the
lawyer. "You must have had some doubt; I saw all of you stare
at the door."
Answers
the representative: "Oh, we did look. But your client didn't." |
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