A
guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down
his
window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?"
"No
problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased
to
award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you
think you're going to do with the money?"
He thought
for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers'
license."
The
lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh,
don't
pay attention to him - he's a smart butt when he's drunk and stoned."
The
guy from the back seat said, "I TOLD you guys we wouldn't get
far in a stolen car!"
At that
moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said,
"Are we over the border yet?" |
